make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
you had me at cake vodka
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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