I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I didn't shave. On purpose
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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