I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
