I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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