Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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