I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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