fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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