i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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