i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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