So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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