those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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