But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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