Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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