what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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