That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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