That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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