Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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