yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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