I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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