gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
do nipples grow back?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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