I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
