I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Randomize
