susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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