I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
meet me or not, i'm out of control
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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