question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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