so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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