It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I can tuck mytits in my pants
just tell him i said nine months
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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