is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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