I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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