Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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