dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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