The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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