Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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