no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize
