I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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