Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
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