So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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