i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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