Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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