are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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