so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
