Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
The feeling are messing with the penis
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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