Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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