just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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