you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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