I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
she looked like the before picture.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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