Buhtt sex?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
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