Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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