You really coming over, don't trick.
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Randomize
