She's JV to your varsity
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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