quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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