I've blown a few things in my day
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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