everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
