office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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