I puked a lego.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
