My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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