I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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