Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i came on her dog
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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